You know that itch, the one that resorts you to acting like Yogi Bear, rubbing up and down on the door jam……….. rightttttttt in the middle of you back.

But, that’s not the one I’m talking about. As you lay there, in bed, with your trusty little vibrator, or fingers, or hands (hey whatever tickles your pickles), but you cannot indeed tickle your pickle!! And the longer you try, the harder (no pun intended) it becomes. So you get frustrated, and it just becomes more elusive. There’s only so far you can chase that “O” before it is just too far away to catch. So, what’s a gal (or guy) to do?

Calm down. This is masturbation. It’s fun. It’s relaxing. It helps you sleep. It is not intended to, nor should it ever, be a source of irritation. So, #1, relax! Then, start over…. Give yourself a minute to restore yourself to a normal, resting state. If you’re a little wet, wipe it off. If you aren’t hard, don’t whack that willy into oblivion. Pretend like this is the first second all over again. Start slowly, close your eyes, conjure up a sexy image (spank banks exist for a reason!!), start panting slowly, and just let it wash over you. Before you know it, you won’t be chasing that “O” because its going to sneak right up on you!!

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